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Greater than yellow legal
Post-mortem makes me feeble
I'm safe, I'm slow

I roll with punches while the credits roll
Self-addressed with homemade vinegar
Almost made a bigger man of ya
I'm in, I'm sold
The life we lead is metered against gold
Smooth operators are standing by

There's no room for failure
We can barely keep the pace
There's just no room for room these days
There's just no room for space

Your floorplan's got you phased out
The fumes have got you passed out
A little here, a little there
Pay a little less for wear and tear
My squint burns a hole through paper
Save a little if the denim's tapered
Magnifying glass of a man
Chafingdishes, frying pans

I just want an edible garden
I want to stop crying in public
I want to stop misspelling buzzwords
I want to stop eating dog food

Do you know what they're charging for ketchup these days?
Do you know how long it takes to walk anywhere worth walking?

There was a time maybe in my prime

When the most basic of successes was a death sentence
Now I'll take whatever I can get
I'll take it from the beggar's cup
Lower me into the well

It doesn't matter how it got like this
It only matters where the reward is
‘Remember when’ just hurts us more
The day I wake at 6am is the day we won the war


from What's To Be Done With Family Fun?, released April 28, 2015


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Family Fun

Family Fun is equal parts punk rock n' roll and nothing. A refreshingly haphazard, multi-lensed beast drawing upon influences musical, historical, comical, and sexual. Hardcore threaded with the theatrical, punk rock peppered with proud pop insensibilities, draws fervently from a gorge of culture and history whether it be Born Against, Dinosaur Jr., Agnostic Front, ELO, Iggy Pop, or Joan Rivers. ... more

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