Mom Jeans Dad Boner

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As I walk away

Don’t want you to see my Dad Boner



You’re walking out of Dress Barn
Got me tending to your dress farm
Kmart blue light, Target goodness
Please forgive this slackjawed rudeness

Bundled tightness, see me fidget
Your hotness, Liz Claiborne rigid
Magic, tragic, hotness hat trick
I'm engorged from your elastic

As I walk away

Don’t want you to see my Dad Boner

I like the way you do that Jordache sashay

Wish we could just amscray to a one-night stay

At the Days Inn in Bergen county

Denim princess, high waist rising
Wish you knew you my khakis crying
Braided belt, stifled lust
Think I just missed my bus

Chorus

Please leave those Lee's alone
Now I like you best in Guess
Holding Whitman’s samplers on hotel duvets

Room service grilled cheese is on its way


Being a dad was hard to start
And now it just got harder
Like a diamond wrapped in Dockers
Stonewash to my Levi's

Nothing could feel so far away

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from What's To Be Done With Family Fun?, released April 28, 2015

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Family Fun is equal parts punk rock n' roll and nothing. A refreshingly haphazard, multi-lensed beast drawing upon influences musical, historical, comical, and sexual. Hardcore threaded with the theatrical, punk rock peppered with proud pop insensibilities, draws fervently from a gorge of culture and history whether it be Born Against, Dinosaur Jr., Agnostic Front, ELO, Iggy Pop, or Joan Rivers. ... more

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