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Novelty Tombstone

from Expects Nothing by Family Fun

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lyrics

you only live once
but stolen credit cards will help you start over
beyond reproach – worked all the angles
brought no good to this earth

help replace this tarnished life
all thanks to my novelty tombstone
dont tell my kids where im buried
they can dance at home

thief, welch, wretch

early bird said haste makes waste
make the kids put their toys in the fireplace
write it in your primer
mash it up in your food
skilled at bringing out the worst in you

help replace this tarnished life
all thanks to my novelty tombstone
bring all my kids to my deathed
I can tell them all the ways they’ve disappointed me

cad, cur, louse

I got the kids hooked on dope
So they bring more dope to the house
I make the kids shovel snow barefoot
builds character
bring me the youngest, have him shave me

help replace this tarnished life
all thanks to my novelty tombstone
dont tell my kids where im buried
they can dance at home (x4)

here lies a fantastic bastard
and then a line from ghostbusters

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from Expects Nothing, track released December 16, 2009

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Family Fun is equal parts punk rock n' roll and nothing. A refreshingly haphazard, multi-lensed beast drawing upon influences musical, historical, comical, and sexual. Hardcore threaded with the theatrical, punk rock peppered with proud pop insensibilities, draws fervently from a gorge of culture and history whether it be Born Against, Dinosaur Jr., Agnostic Front, ELO, Iggy Pop, or Joan Rivers. ... more

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