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He throws his gang signs in Latin
He always outshines the chaplain
Bears a crown of sharpened plastic
System failure begat his sentence

He holds mass in the yard
Holds communion behind bars
Christens in the showers
Both wolf and punk, trades in scars

Prison Jesus, Prison Jesus
He will take your toilet water
Prison Jesus, Prison Jesus
And turn it into toilet wine
Prison Jesus, Prison Jesus
Injustice is your salvation
Prison Jesus, Prison Jesus
Forgiveness in incarceration

He's got stigmata tape deck tattoos
He's got nothing left to lose
Sheds tears for humanity
Which he immediately tattoos
There is only one way
Thou shalt not lift weights on Sunday
Nor stab your fellow man
If thou can help thy hand


Football years

14 to 30
Spending time in the library
Studying for his GED
But not the bible obviously
Because he lived it
And because he lived it
If you turn your back on him
He'll stick a shiv in it



from What's To Be Done With Family Fun?, released April 28, 2015


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Family Fun

Family Fun is equal parts punk rock n' roll and nothing. A refreshingly haphazard, multi-lensed beast drawing upon influences musical, historical, comical, and sexual. Hardcore threaded with the theatrical, punk rock peppered with proud pop insensibilities, draws fervently from a gorge of culture and history whether it be Born Against, Dinosaur Jr., Agnostic Front, ELO, Iggy Pop, or Joan Rivers. ... more

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